+sarcastic motherfucker+

michelle, 24, southern california, tech nerd, photographer, goofball.

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via i-am-thenight)

girrlscout:

Birthday girl

I still think this photo is the cutest thing ever. My birthday was fun. Yet they fucking charged me for that flan. Assholes. Don’t surprise me for my birthday and sing and then charge me $9.

girrlscout:

Birthday girl

I still think this photo is the cutest thing ever. My birthday was fun. Yet they fucking charged me for that flan. Assholes. Don’t surprise me for my birthday and sing and then charge me $9.


Steel key to a desk made in Paris for Maximilian Emanuel, the Elector of Bavaria, about 1692–1700. The J. Paul Getty Museum
Ornate? Wait till you see the desk it unlocks.

this looks like my tattoo

Steel key to a desk made in Paris for Maximilian Emanuel, the Elector of Bavaria, about 1692–1700. The J. Paul Getty Museum

Ornate? Wait till you see the desk it unlocks.

this looks like my tattoo

(Source: thegetty, via taybcat)