+sarcastic motherfucker+

michelle, 24, southern california, tech nerd, photographer, goofball.

I feel determined to go buy healthy food and start eating better today, then again I feel silly stocking up on tons of food that will just go bad by the time I’m in Germany. 

Decisions, decisions. 

First things first,


I’ve been up since 7am on work meetings, must..have..caffeine.

Anonymous said: Hurry up and make a reshave video please?

Dude stop.

“Anytime you’re gonna grow, you’re gonna lose something. You’re losing what you’re hanging onto to keep safe. You’re losing habits that you’re comfortable with, you’re losing familiarity.”

—   James Hillman (via thatkindofwoman)

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Anonymous said: Would you adopt me and be my mommy? I really want one.

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Photos by a young Stanley Kubrick, taken in the 1940’s while employed by Look Magazine. 

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*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*

*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*

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