+sarcastic motherfucker+

michelle, 24, southern california, tech nerd, photographer, goofball.
thiswildlifeband:

LONG BEACH, CA! We’re playing a FREE in store at Fingerprints to celebrate our vinyl release on the 19th! 7pm sharp. Bring your friends and your voices 👬🎤😮

Going to this tonight. :)

thiswildlifeband:

LONG BEACH, CA! We’re playing a FREE in store at Fingerprints to celebrate our vinyl release on the 19th! 7pm sharp. Bring your friends and your voices 👬🎤😮

Going to this tonight. :)

Things NOT to say in front of a customer when you’re a Kaiser pharmacist.
1) “Ooo the pretty girl is picking up birth control.”
2)

Nope. That’s it.

Anonymous asked: Where did you go to undergrad?

I didn’t.

Swoon. All mine.

Swoon. All mine.

Anonymous asked: OH My. You are absolutely stunning!

Oh shush, thank you